Post by Almighty Tallest Miyuki on Jul 4, 2012 20:17:45 GMT -5
The First Irkens
The Irken race does not reproduce sexually. It is rumored that once upon a time (excuse my use of the human term) we did, but over the millenia, we have lost the ability. We now clone, letting the Control Brains scan Irkens for desirable traits to be used in the activation of Smeets. It is the Control Brains create the Irken babies, known as Smeets, and program their personality and all Irken knowledge into their PAK.
Zim's Impact on Irken History
Zim, an Irken Defective, has caused many accidents in Irken history. A few minutes after his activation, he jammed up a chute with another Smeet that created a blackout on Irk, lasting for five (human) years, which came to be known as the "Horrible Painful Overload Day".
Later, he and Skoodge were involved in an accident with a security robot, which caused another blackout, this one lasting for four (human) years. This event became known as "Horrible Painful Overload Day Part II".
I, Tallest Miyuki, sent Zim to work as a scientist on Vort Research Station 9, where he created an energy absorbing blob that devoured me (my presence here is explained to you elsewhere). My successor, Tallest Spork, was devoured by the blob when it returned to get its collar after one day of ruling. The Almighty Tallest Red and Purple took power some time after this.
Zim destroyed Operation Impending Doom I by rampaging across Irk, believing it to be an enemy planet, almost destroying the Irken civilization. For this, he was sentenced to work on the Irken snacking planet Foodcourtia for all eternity as punishment for ruining Operation Impending Doom I. However, he escaped when he heard about Operation Impending Doom II.
Zim is apparently proud of the disasters he has caused in his life, proving he is one of the most defective Irkens ever activated.
Operation Impending Doom II
With Zim banished to Foodcourtia, nothing stood in the Irken Empire's way of universal conquest now. Irken Invaders were sent out with their SIR Units to enemy planets to observe the inhabitants, find out its weaknesses, and find out what way would be best to conquer that planet.
Irken - Planet Jacker Treaty
The Irken - Planet Jacker treaty was a treaty signed by the Irkens and the Planet Jackers at an unknown point in Irken History. The treaty states that the Planet Jackers must not throw a planet marked for conquest by the Irken Military into their sun.
The Irken race does not reproduce sexually. It is rumored that once upon a time (excuse my use of the human term) we did, but over the millenia, we have lost the ability. We now clone, letting the Control Brains scan Irkens for desirable traits to be used in the activation of Smeets. It is the Control Brains create the Irken babies, known as Smeets, and program their personality and all Irken knowledge into their PAK.
Zim's Impact on Irken History
Zim, an Irken Defective, has caused many accidents in Irken history. A few minutes after his activation, he jammed up a chute with another Smeet that created a blackout on Irk, lasting for five (human) years, which came to be known as the "Horrible Painful Overload Day".
Later, he and Skoodge were involved in an accident with a security robot, which caused another blackout, this one lasting for four (human) years. This event became known as "Horrible Painful Overload Day Part II".
I, Tallest Miyuki, sent Zim to work as a scientist on Vort Research Station 9, where he created an energy absorbing blob that devoured me (my presence here is explained to you elsewhere). My successor, Tallest Spork, was devoured by the blob when it returned to get its collar after one day of ruling. The Almighty Tallest Red and Purple took power some time after this.
Zim destroyed Operation Impending Doom I by rampaging across Irk, believing it to be an enemy planet, almost destroying the Irken civilization. For this, he was sentenced to work on the Irken snacking planet Foodcourtia for all eternity as punishment for ruining Operation Impending Doom I. However, he escaped when he heard about Operation Impending Doom II.
Zim is apparently proud of the disasters he has caused in his life, proving he is one of the most defective Irkens ever activated.
Operation Impending Doom II
With Zim banished to Foodcourtia, nothing stood in the Irken Empire's way of universal conquest now. Irken Invaders were sent out with their SIR Units to enemy planets to observe the inhabitants, find out its weaknesses, and find out what way would be best to conquer that planet.
Irken - Planet Jacker Treaty
The Irken - Planet Jacker treaty was a treaty signed by the Irkens and the Planet Jackers at an unknown point in Irken History. The treaty states that the Planet Jackers must not throw a planet marked for conquest by the Irken Military into their sun.